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 # Privacy Policy
 
-No data or personal information is collected by Stylus.
+Unlike other similar extensions, we don't find you to be all that interesting. Your questionable browsing history should remain between you and the NSA. Stylus collects nothing. Period.
+
+Again, **no data or personal information is collected by Stylus**.
 
 ## Contact